you’re the window to my wall
you’re the sweat that drips down my balls
you make all the bitches crawl
i hate how girls give guys all these expectations as a boyfriend like to buy the best valentine’s day gift or to always text back or to pay for every dinner i mean seriously if youre my boyfriend we can just makeout and eat chinese food i dont care
(Source: radicaloner)
is it just me or is talking to your hairdresser the most uncomfortable thing in the world
(Source: yuckier)
